You are not going to wear that Doon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why Noon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moon my name is Moon Doon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not Noon Doon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are not going to wear that blouse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because it has a gossamer life of its own <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meaning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your nipples are totally visible <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that I have beautiful nipples <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do you not wear something more conservative <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are the shy son of a witch Gossamer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am also the chairman of the Super Moon Appreciation Society <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you think I will look if you wear that wicked blouse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We checked our synastry in great detail <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You were a perfect match <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Matches explode Noon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That us not my name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why is the fifth so important <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a Beaver Moon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is funny name to give a moon Soon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have a beaver would you like to see it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A sense of decorum please Doon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Follow me into the garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I will show ewe my beaver <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mr Beaver has constructed a dam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The house might flood <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A torrent of mud <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Might follow us around <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beavers are such insensitive creatures <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No more arguments about my blouse then <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How many more times must I tell ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That my name is Moon Doon <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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