{"id":30054,"date":"2025-11-04T11:57:27","date_gmt":"2025-11-04T11:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=30054"},"modified":"2025-11-04T12:07:37","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T12:07:37","slug":"1807","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/04\/1807\/","title":{"rendered":"1807"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A very distant relative of mine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Founded the Merry Hotel chain in August 1807<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was sold off last week <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I now work as a hotel receptionist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Having been released from prison last year <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had killed a cyclist by accident after taking drugs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And was jailed for ten long years <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To this day I do not feel a heavy guilt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the ageing cyclist was moving very erratically<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which in part caused the ridiculous accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What does haunt me is that the collision <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Took place at exactly 1807 opposite the site <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of the first Merry Hotel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which had been opened in August 1807<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A very distant relative of mine Founded the Merry Hotel chain in August 1807 It was sold off last week I now work as a hotel receptionist Having been released from prison last year I had killed a cyclist by accident after taking drugs And was jailed for ten long years To this day I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30054"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30061,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30054\/revisions\/30061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}