This beach in the summer is full of life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are families from all the local towns <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a happy and colourful beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even the seagulls are vacant <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am I a good cook <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes you are a good cook <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I cannot cook <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where is your car <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is amongst the dunes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is the money in the suitcase as instructed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stay here for half an hour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mirielle has a rifle trained on you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I return to her completely unharmed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you will be free to leave <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If there are any tricks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you will float out to sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The tides are very hungry at this time of the year <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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