{"id":30314,"date":"2025-11-16T11:24:34","date_gmt":"2025-11-16T11:24:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=30314"},"modified":"2025-11-16T12:05:18","modified_gmt":"2025-11-16T12:05:18","slug":"am-i-a-good-cook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/16\/am-i-a-good-cook\/","title":{"rendered":"Am I a Good Cook"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This beach in the summer is full of life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are families from all the local towns <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a happy and colourful beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even the seagulls are vacant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am I a good cook <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes you are a good cook <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I cannot cook <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where is your car <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is amongst the dunes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is the money in the suitcase as instructed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stay here for half an hour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mirielle has a rifle trained on you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I return to her completely unharmed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then you will be free to leave <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If there are any tricks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then you will float out to sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The tides are very hungry at this time of the year <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This beach in the summer is full of life There are families from all the local towns It is a happy and colourful beach Not today Even the seagulls are vacant Am I a good cook Yes you are a good cook But I cannot cook Where is your car It is amongst the dunes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30314"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30320,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30314\/revisions\/30320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}