{"id":30453,"date":"2025-11-23T22:55:55","date_gmt":"2025-11-23T22:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=30453"},"modified":"2025-11-23T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2025-11-23T23:00:00","slug":"shit-happens-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/23\/shit-happens-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Shit Happens"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was confined to a wheelchair <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After my road traffic accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once a day my carer Adele<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pops in to wash me in the bath<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This necessitates her state of undress  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which I enjoy a great deal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I recently asked her to marry me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But she sweetly refused <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she had recently become engaged <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To my shitty fucking wheelchair <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was confined to a wheelchair After my road traffic accident Once a day my carer Adele Pops in to wash me in the bath This necessitates her state of undress Which I enjoy a great deal I recently asked her to marry me But she sweetly refused As she had recently become engaged To [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30453"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30458,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30453\/revisions\/30458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}