What are you doing Tess and why are you naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am dancing with the Pseudoscorpions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am dancing with the Pseudoscorpions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why are you naked as it is freezing outside<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I will soon take a bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is it with these scorpions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pseudoscorpions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a difference <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes pseudoscorpions eat bed bugs mites ants and book lice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is your house infested<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not that I know of but you cannot be too careful as the infected hotel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was less than ten miles away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A great a number of people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who had dusky skins or resembled primates <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were housed there by idiots<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before the patriots arrived and torched the building <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I remember it well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pseudoscorpions are also serial killers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Insects and arthropods beware it is only a matter of time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you know that these small heroes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not have a stinger and cannot bite pale people<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am beginning to like these tiny creatures <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I keep a number in my library as book lice can be a problem <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But they do have a great deal of spare time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
After finishing their duties <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I encourage them to study <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One is actually reading Ancient History at Kings <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Again Tess why are you naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does it bother you Eva <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not at all but I am jealous of your svelte figure <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look at me I could walk along the most dangerous streets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And would not be bothered by those who bother girls like you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am naked for a good reason <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That being <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because the Pseudoscorpions like to see me naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Annie used to like to see me naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before she ran off with Lindy Lou <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can share my bath if you like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not think that there will be room Tess <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then it would not be called a bathroom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is pure logic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It would be called a bath cupboard or something like that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well if you insist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Afterwards if you have time you can watch the Pseudoscorpions bathing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like us they have bathrooms <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pseudo Bathrooms
Silly Boy is Travelling <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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