What a pleasant war this is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have been given a rusty rifle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And am allowed to shoot anybody <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I like on the other side <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I always choose the fat soldiers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Making sure that they are wearing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The grey uniforms and gold buttons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not that I hate fat people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Indeed my boyfriend Ronald is fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We both live in Weston Super Mare <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And often go to the muddy beach with Doreen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But this is spoilt by Ronny’s rolls of fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which makes us both feel sick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am planning to get killed on Thursday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And have asked Doreen to keep her love letters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Until I arrive home on the twenty-fifth <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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