{"id":30566,"date":"2025-11-28T14:39:52","date_gmt":"2025-11-28T14:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=30566"},"modified":"2025-11-28T14:41:43","modified_gmt":"2025-11-28T14:41:43","slug":"clothes-clothes-and-clouds-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/28\/clothes-clothes-and-clouds-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Clothes Clothes and Clouds Two"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What a pleasant war this is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have been given a rusty rifle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And am allowed to shoot anybody <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I like on the other side <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I always choose the fat soldiers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Making sure that they are wearing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The grey uniforms and gold buttons <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not that I hate fat people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indeed my boyfriend Ronald is fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We both live in Weston Super Mare <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And often go to the muddy beach with Doreen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But this is spoilt by Ronny&#8217;s rolls of fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which makes us both feel sick <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am planning to get killed on Thursday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And have asked Doreen to keep her love letters <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Until I arrive home on the twenty-fifth <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a pleasant war this is I have been given a rusty rifle And am allowed to shoot anybody That I like on the other side I always choose the fat soldiers Making sure that they are wearing The grey uniforms and gold buttons It is not that I hate fat people Indeed my boyfriend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30566"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30568,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30566\/revisions\/30568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}