I must say that I am enjoying this war <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Such smart uniforms on both sides <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our uniforms are blue with silver buttons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The other chaps wear grey with gold buttons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But we are so beastly to each other<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which is rather tedious to say the least<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The generals have asked us for new ideas<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I have suggested that we wear identical uniforms <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For obvious reasons as we are unlikely to kill the chaps<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who we enlisted with all those Christmas’s ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This said my suggestion came second<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I received a nice prize as I am now part of a firing squad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chester B from West Acton came first <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do wish that I had thought of nuclear pigeons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As it is going to be a long winter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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I must say that I am enjoying this war Such smart uniforms on both sides Our uniforms are blue with silver buttons The other chaps wear grey with gold buttons But we are so beastly to each other Which is rather tedious to say the least The generals have asked us for new ideas And […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30569"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30569"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30577,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30569\/revisions\/30577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}