For many years Agnes A lived<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a dusty top floor Paris apartment <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She considered herself to be dull ugly and uninteresting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then she met Guy who helped her to clean up<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As she found life quite difficult due to her disability <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Agnes had no legs and only one arm) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was only when Guy cleaned her winter mirror <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That she discovered how beautiful she actually was <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was the equal of many French actresses<\/p>\n\n\n\n
From that day forward Agnes B chose only to be disabled in her dreams<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Agnes C gave up drinking and joined the netball club at the lyc\u00e9e<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This was a harmless but very rewarding pastime <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She married Guy last month with the drunken taxi driver<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pushing the her down the aisle in an effort to gain forgiveness<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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