{"id":30644,"date":"2025-12-01T22:51:36","date_gmt":"2025-12-01T22:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=30644"},"modified":"2025-12-01T22:54:58","modified_gmt":"2025-12-01T22:54:58","slug":"time-travel-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/01\/time-travel-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"Time Travel Machine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you sit on that wooden chair <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once you are totally naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Open your legs a little just to hint of your inner world <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am I making a porno Robert as it seems that way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I assure you that we are not making a porno <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is that box on your wooden dinner table <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It looks a little strange does it do any harm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a time travel machine from Vienna <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It may look odd with its fearsome horns <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it has the temperament of a new born lamb <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you sit on that wooden chair Once you are totally naked Open your legs a little just to hint of your inner world Am I making a porno Robert as it seems that way I assure you that we are not making a porno What is that box on your wooden dinner table It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30644"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30647,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30644\/revisions\/30647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}