{"id":30656,"date":"2025-12-02T16:23:38","date_gmt":"2025-12-02T16:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=30656"},"modified":"2025-12-02T17:46:23","modified_gmt":"2025-12-02T17:46:23","slug":"small-planets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/02\/small-planets\/","title":{"rendered":"Breathing on Small Planets"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Many people find it difficult <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To breathe on small planets<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(I include myself)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last Tuesday I was arrested <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(For drink driving)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I offered the cop my sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Which was accepted)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I need to be more careful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As breathing difficulties <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cannot be used in the futures    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many people find it difficult To breathe on small planets (I include myself) Last Tuesday I was arrested (For drink driving) I offered the cop my sister (Which was accepted) But I need to be more careful As breathing difficulties Cannot be used in the futures<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30656"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30662,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30656\/revisions\/30662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}