{"id":30691,"date":"2025-12-04T00:53:01","date_gmt":"2025-12-04T00:53:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=30691"},"modified":"2025-12-04T00:55:56","modified_gmt":"2025-12-04T00:55:56","slug":"kill-all-magistrates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/04\/kill-all-magistrates\/","title":{"rendered":"Kill All Magistrates"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you in for <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I stabbed a magistrate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I slashed his thighs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was he badly injured <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why did you commit such a crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was because of the way he spoke to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He made me look small a common thief <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a thief as I embezzled a film company <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I did not deserve his vile mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I waited until I was released <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He pleaded with me not to kill him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not have any thoughts of killing him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just to hurt him badly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something to remember me by <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How long did you get<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seven years <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I will be out long before that  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I know where the skeletons rest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is when I will get really angry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What are you in for I stabbed a magistrate I slashed his thighs Was he badly injured No Why did you commit such a crime It was because of the way he spoke to me He made me look small a common thief I am a thief as I embezzled a film company But I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30691"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30695,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30691\/revisions\/30695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}