When are you coming in <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I am ready <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will freeze to death <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here borrow my sweater <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your Christmas sweater <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It has Newcastle United <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Written on it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because I support Newcastle United<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was a present from my mum <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your mum has no taste <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You look like an overgrown child <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a hypocrite you are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nice to her face and then behind her back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Give me the sweater then <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As it is fucking freezing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can see that Jakie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funny man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where is our cat Dennis<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you seen our cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not for a while <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is probably off shagging again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There she is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the fence near the crab apple tree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
ZooZee there you are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy has something special for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You spoil that cat you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look how fat she is now<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She has always been a large cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are not the only ones out tonight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look on my phone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Those photos have been doctored <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The moon is not yellow by any means <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is white as you can see <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do dislike it when people cheat<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree it cheapens the image <\/p>\n\n\n\n
God I often think of God <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I look at the moon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I was a poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would celebrate these moments in words <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here borrow my torch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My pad and my pen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just write about your thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Write about what you are witnessing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your words are important <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are very important <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a poem in there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you have thawed out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Go online and add it to your blog <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will be surprised <\/p>\n\n\n\n
By what you have written
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