{"id":30798,"date":"2025-12-10T11:17:09","date_gmt":"2025-12-10T11:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=30798"},"modified":"2025-12-10T11:17:09","modified_gmt":"2025-12-10T11:17:09","slug":"chas-of-happiness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/10\/chas-of-happiness\/","title":{"rendered":"Chas of Happiness"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Look but do not touch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are we going to an art gallery <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The diary of my life part nine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do I prefer women <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because their lips are softer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men have such rough lips <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also women are easier<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To understand <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even the kindest of men <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have locked in secrets <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I once retired to a hippy island <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To find myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But found nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apart from a hidden ability <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To identify trees<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look but do not touch Are we going to an art gallery The diary of my life part nine Why do I prefer women Because their lips are softer Men have such rough lips Also women are easier To understand Even the kindest of men Have locked in secrets I once retired to a hippy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30798"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30799,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30798\/revisions\/30799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}