Why are you asking me to do this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do what<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lie naked on my bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
While you place sharp silver knives<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On my legs my back and my arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is there a deep reason <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because you have the most beautiful back in the word <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The most beautiful arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And do not get me started about your elegant legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then why the knives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because knives are dangerous <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like guns <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spoons are not dangerous <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Forks are not particularly dangerous <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But knives are dangerous<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you were trapped in the wilderness with a bear charging towards you<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You would not defend yourself with a soup spoon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The awful gangs in decaying cities if they are not shooting each other <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Arm themselves with knives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Small knives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Large knives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are all deadly weapons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am I right in thinking that the knives you are using<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are part of a collection of knives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These sleek silver knives were part of the set <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I gave you for Christmas <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that you have girls all wrong Ray<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Girls like perfumes pretty clothes and gentle possessions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knives are aggressive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knives are not aggressive on their own <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They can sit peacefully in a box for endless years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And hurt nothing but carrots or the apples of the soil <\/p>\n\n\n\n
May I move now<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A second Rai <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I need to balance these small knives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On your cut glass heels<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am going to take a number of photographs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I like taking photographs of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Most guys if they chose to take photographs of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would be more traditional<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you saying <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know my breasts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My radiant smile <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My neat little bush <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would be photographed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Totally and fully naked without knives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You claim not to be an artist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you take artistic photographs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is no social commentary <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are your your reasons<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it just because you consider me beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is one of the main reasons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you do if I was fat and plain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is likely that I would not take photographs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a cruel answer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree it is a cruel answer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it is an honest answer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
May I move <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please feel free <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Once I have collected the knives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And returned them<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To their red leather case <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will then bring you a cup of tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We will share a fur lined breakfast <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the day is still quite immature <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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