Where have you been Phil <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trying to find the men’s bogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you have any luck <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes and no <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meaning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I found a gender neutral bog at the pavilion <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They fulfil the same purpose <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree but as I entered <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A gorgeous French girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(I think I know where this is going)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Passed me looking suitably embarrassed<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is something fundamentally wrong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With gender neutral bogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why were they invented <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is wrong with bogs for blokes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And bogs for the girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is basic mathematics <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Blokes have cocks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Girls have cunts like you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(you have noticed then) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two and two always make four never five<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anybody who thinks differently is deluded <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or just a weird pervert who should be locked up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(they say that the most intelligent minds are black and white) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chick with dicks this makes me feel cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Victorians got it right with separate bogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For men and women <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a balance <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Symmetry of Mathematics <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(I was waiting for that) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(shall I go for a swim or read a book)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You would not find them at Millwall’s ground<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They would not stand for that<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are real men not queers and perverts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(you support Chelsea Phil) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(the last time you went to Millwall you were arrested)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(you are my husband and intelligent as fuck)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(but you are a Grade One Neanderthal)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dinner Sal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(did I hear dinner) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a nice Italian opposite the church <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you fancy it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(just a sweet smile Sally look surprised and very happy) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I went there with the boys after the game last week <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Great food and they had proper bogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
( I suppose that it is better than the Red Lion) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pretty waitresses and I think that they are real Italians<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(I am told that there are some cliffs nearby) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(am I going to jump or is he going to fall)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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