If there was a hospital in Scarborough <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was there in intensive care <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wired up to the national grid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had collapsed without cause <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An ambulance was summoned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A heart attack a stroke or just the hotel coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The cause was unknown <\/p>\n\n\n\n
From my bed I could see Frank and Stella <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stella was weeping silently and holding Frank’s hand <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was then that I realised that the whole thing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had been an elaborate practical joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
From that moment onwards I began to improve <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They kicked me out after a couple of days <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Low\/High Blood pressure was the cause supposedly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was given some violet pills and told to rest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I am fond of practical jokes I was not angry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Indeed I suppressed a impulse to laugh <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was now staying in a very low hotel in Beverley <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not far from the Minster in an ornate room <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Frank and Stella were in the adjoining room <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They could do enough for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guilt is a wonderful word <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stella had given me a brown envelope <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And had told me not to open it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Until I felt strong enough to do so <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am intrigued<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It does not feel like a pornographic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Photograph of Stella <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(I wish it was) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Frank is visiting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The National Railway Museum in York <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stella has suggested a meal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just to build me up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are in a rather nice Yorkshire cafe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fish and chips <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do open your envelope <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you feel strong enough <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(I am Superman today) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A photograph of Stella in the shower falls out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One or two odd glances from the other tables <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is accompanied by a confirmation<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A confirmation of a two week holiday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For Stella and Joe at a naturist resort <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the South of France <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just Stella and Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a first floor apartment <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No Frank <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will get tired of my naked body <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But that is just life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I might just wear a sarong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just to bring you relief <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I mumble something <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stella smiles<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let us see where we go from here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She whispers in my ear <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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