{"id":3141,"date":"2017-03-09T18:43:29","date_gmt":"2017-03-09T18:43:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=3141"},"modified":"2017-03-09T18:44:17","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T18:44:17","slug":"pink-trees-in-barcelona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2017\/03\/09\/pink-trees-in-barcelona\/","title":{"rendered":"Pink Trees in Barcelona"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Julia and Julie were visiting Barcelona for the first time<\/p>\n<p>Their flight was delayed so they checked in late at their hotel and although they were both itching to explore the great city they restricted themselves to a drink at a nearby bar<\/p>\n<p>After sleeping soundly both women made an early start the following day and within the first fifteen minutes found a small flea market<\/p>\n<p>Julia purchased two metal dishes with old English pennies attached to them<\/p>\n<p>Julie purchased a first edition of Evelyn Waugh\u2019s Men at Arms<\/p>\n<p>The trapped coins dated from 1926 and 1962<\/p>\n<p>Whereas the first edition had been published in 1952<\/p>\n<p>26 62 2x 26 = 52<\/p>\n<p>Pedro the stallholder thought about the mathematics of Julia and Julie\u2019s purchases but was not surprised when the women failed to notice the symmetry<\/p>\n<p>What they did comment on was how surprising it was to find two items so English in their character in a market in Barcelona<\/p>\n<p>Pedro noted that he had once been in Ludlow and had found a book of poetry by Lorca in the towns market<\/p>\n<p>The book had been published in 1962<\/p>\n<p>36 years after the poet died<\/p>\n<p>Lorca = Ludlow<\/p>\n<p>Waugh = Barcelona<\/p>\n<p>Anthony Beavis<\/p>\n<p>Pedro who was born in 1962 thought that Julia looked like Salvador Dali&#8217;s wife Gala although less severe<\/p>\n<p>He produced a white shirt from a pink box and asked Julia to put it on but to bare her left breast<\/p>\n<p>Her salary for this theatre would be a loaf of pink bread and a bracelet in the shape of a snake<\/p>\n<p>As she was posing Julia noticed a man with short dark hair looking at the reflection of the back of his head in a large mirror<\/p>\n<p>She looked for her own reflection in the self-same mirror but could not see her likeness<\/p>\n<p>Julie said that only vampires lacked reflections and was assured by her friend that she not a vampire<\/p>\n<p>There are no vampires in Barcelona<\/p>\n<p>Julia and Julie were wandering slowly through the Park Guell in the strong July sunshine<\/p>\n<p>The park had been built between 1900 and 1914<\/p>\n<p>1+9+1+4 =15<\/p>\n<p>It had been opened in 1926<\/p>\n<p>1+9=10<\/p>\n<p>Julie was wearing a white tee shirt with a pink photograph of Antoni Gaudi printed on it<\/p>\n<p>Julia was wearing the shirt that Pedro had given her although her left breast was now covered<\/p>\n<p>Evelyn Waugh was wearing a sober dark suit which was not suitable for the heat of the city<\/p>\n<p>Pedro\u2019s daughter Ana had given Julie a film poster<\/p>\n<p>It was for a 1970s movie called <em>Vampiri a Venezia<\/em><\/p>\n<p>In common with Julia<\/p>\n<p>Ana did not exhibit a reflection within any of the mirrors that could be found in the market<\/p>\n<p>Pedro blamed the mirrors which he said were cheap imports<\/p>\n<p>There are no vampires in Barcelona<\/p>\n<p>But then again not all vampires are Spanish<\/p>\n<p>Evelyn Waugh considered this as he walked with Julia and Julie<\/p>\n<p>But did not share his thoughts with either of the women<\/p>\n<p>He knew that Ana had been bitten when taking a bath<\/p>\n<p>In Venice<\/p>\n<p>Her Italian sister had bitten her<\/p>\n<p>She had given Julie the gift as a warning<\/p>\n<p><i>Do not bathe with your friend<\/i><\/p>\n<p><em>Always shower<\/em><\/p>\n<p><i>I trusted my Italian sister <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>And I became infected <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Bathe alone <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Lock the door <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Take all precautions <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Julie was oblivious to Ana\u2019s warning and planned to share a bath with Julia when they returned to the hotel<\/p>\n<p>There are no vampires in Barcelona<\/p>\n<p>Evelyn Waugh was aware of Ana\u2019s warning but ghosts have no voice<\/p>\n<p>After lunch Julia and Julie visited the Sagrada Familia<\/p>\n<p>Both women were worried that the AVE high speed trains that passed through a nearby tunnel were having a detrimental effect on the stability of the Sagrada Familia<\/p>\n<p>But they were reassured by a pink engineer who noted that all precautions had been considered<\/p>\n<p>Evelyn Waugh had never travelled on a high speed train so he was unable comment<\/p>\n<p>At the time of his death in 1966 the conception of high speed trains such as AVE TGV and ICEs were still on the drawing board<\/p>\n<p>Antoni Gaudi died in 1926<\/p>\n<p>Marilyn Monroe was born in 1926<\/p>\n<p>Marilyn Monroe died in 1962<\/p>\n<p>Antoni Gaudi never met Marilyn Monroe<\/p>\n<p>26 62 2x 26 = 52<\/p>\n<p>Antoni Gaudi was born on the 25<sup>th<\/sup> of June 1852<\/p>\n<p>Evelyn Waugh was 62 when he died from heart failure<\/p>\n<p>Evelyn Waugh\u2019s first wife was also called Evelyn and for a while the couple were known as <i>He Evelyn and She Evelyn<\/i><\/p>\n<p>People often confused Julia and Julie<\/p>\n<p>Who had been born on the same day twenty-six miles apart<\/p>\n<p>To the same mother<\/p>\n<p>Complications had set in after the first baby arrived and the women&#8217;s mother had been driven twenty-six miles to another more specialised hospital<\/p>\n<p>This had never happened before<\/p>\n<p>But both babies survived although Julia required a number of blood tranfusions<\/p>\n<p>A paper was later written by Doctor Richard Lower who delivered both girls<\/p>\n<p>As the circumstances of their birth had gathered a great deal of attention in medical circles<\/p>\n<p>Julia and Julie spent longer in the Sagrada Familia than they had planned to do<\/p>\n<p>The cathedral took their breath away as it had done when they first visited Barcelona on a school trip<\/p>\n<p>Whilst exploring they met a young man called Anthony Beavis who gave them a first edition of Aldous Huxley&#8217;s novel Eyeless in Gaza and urged them to read it<\/p>\n<p>Aldous Huxley&#8217;s final novel was called Island and was published in 1962<\/p>\n<p>On the 22<sup>nd<\/sup> of November 1963 three famous men died<\/p>\n<p>Aldous Huxley<\/p>\n<p>C S Lewis<\/p>\n<p>And JFK<\/p>\n<p>22+11+63 = 96 \/2 = 48\/2 =24 (2+4 =6)<\/p>\n<p><i>It was a perfect day <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>6=1&#215;6<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>6=2&#215;3<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>6=3&#215;2<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>6=6&#215;1<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>1+2+3=6<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Anthony said that these figures laid waste to the conspiracy theories that had followed the death of JFK<\/p>\n<p>He kept Julia and kept Julie company as they explored the\u00a0Sagrada Familia<\/p>\n<p>Evelyn Waugh was glad of the young man\u2019s company as his heavy clothing had caused him to become exhausted in the hot Barcelona sun<\/p>\n<p>He wished that he had worn a lighter suit when attending church on that fateful Easter Sunday in 1966<\/p>\n<p>It was a well-known fact in Heaven that you travelled into eternity wearing your final set of clothes<\/p>\n<p>And because of this Evelyn Waugh felt a little sorry for Joan of Arc who was often to be seen in her decaying clothes<\/p>\n<p>Both Julia and Julie had planned to go to the beach that evening but before they knew it the afternoon was fading<\/p>\n<p>They arranged to meet Anthony at eight and returned to their hotel to freshen up<\/p>\n<p>Evelyn Waugh decided to partake of immediate refreshment and retired to a nearby resturant<\/p>\n<p>Julie decided to shower instead of bathing with Julia as she liked the soft pink tiles<\/p>\n<p>So Julia took her bath alone<\/p>\n<p>It was then that Julie noticed how pale her friend was looking which was surprising given the disposition of the sun<\/p>\n<p>She suggested a drink or two before meeting Anthony<\/p>\n<p>But Julia was aware of the protocols and had arranged to meet Ana at a quarter past seven<\/p>\n<p>She suggested that her friend take a short nap whilst she popped out to purchase some postcards<\/p>\n<p>Julie did not hear her friend leave and when she awoke Julia had already returned<\/p>\n<p>She had purchased six postcards which they shared<\/p>\n<p>2&#215;3=6<\/p>\n<p>At the same time Ana lay slumped in a public toilet<\/p>\n<p>She looked at her bloodied blouse which was hanging from the door<\/p>\n<p>Ana was wondering how she would get past Pedro<\/p>\n<p>Who as normal would be sitting under the pink trees<\/p>\n<p>Waiting for his evening meal<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>To be continued <\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Julia and Julie were visiting Barcelona for the first time Their flight was delayed so they checked in late at their hotel and although they were both itching 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