{"id":31455,"date":"2026-01-10T05:30:05","date_gmt":"2026-01-10T05:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=31455"},"modified":"2026-01-10T05:45:55","modified_gmt":"2026-01-10T05:45:55","slug":"pornography-in-caves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/01\/10\/pornography-in-caves\/","title":{"rendered":"Pornography in Caves"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Describe the cave paintings Jim <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In their way they are outstanding <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rough but totally original <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They are nothing like any other cave paintings <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Found over the last few centuries <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Describe them to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This may surprise you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As the images were highly sexual <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They appear to be celebrating orgies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And are in their way highly detailed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Everybody seems to be fucking each other <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There are no parameters even animals are involved <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When were these paintings first discovered <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In 1834 by a Swiss explorer named Muller <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Did they cause a stir due to the content <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Very much but the discovery was soon hushed up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Within the year the cave was sealed up by the church <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was recorded and slowly forgotten about <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What about Muller <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He was paid for his silence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But he wrote some poems <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One especially interested me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Walls of Paradise <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It describes a Jesuit priest<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> Discovering the cave <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And using it as a place of sin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>However it was never completed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And wrongly attributed to another poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It is also known as <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Cave of the Fireflies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have a copy of this poem <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On my wooden desk <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Please read it to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It is in German <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I do not read German very well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My German is stronger <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It roughly reads <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This magical cave is illuminated <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By God&#8217;s forgotten creatures <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Who have been contaminated <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By dreadful tales of sin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Is that all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>More or less <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There are a couple of dates <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And some crude sketches <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But the poem gives no clue <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As to the location of the cave <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you know where the cave is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes I am aware of its location <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will you take me there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In time yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will the cave paintings shock me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Is the world ready for these paintings <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Time will tell Claudine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But whether the world is ready <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Is open to question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As these paintings rewrite history <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Describe the cave paintings Jim In their way they are outstanding Rough but totally original They are nothing like any other cave paintings Found over the last few centuries Describe them to me This may surprise you As the images were highly sexual They appear to be celebrating orgies And are in their way highly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31455"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31455"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31460,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31455\/revisions\/31460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}