{"id":31463,"date":"2026-01-10T10:06:32","date_gmt":"2026-01-10T10:06:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=31463"},"modified":"2026-01-10T10:30:37","modified_gmt":"2026-01-10T10:30:37","slug":"swimming-pool-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/01\/10\/swimming-pool-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Swimming Pool"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Many years ago I saw a movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About a confused middle aged man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trying to swim across Los Angeles<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Using the swimming pools of others  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The idea was quite original <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I decided to remake the film <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This said I live in a very poor city<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is derelict and totally run down <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All the remaining swimming pools <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are just decaying cesspits  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And not really fit for purpose <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The budget of my movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was almost non existent<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which suggested to me that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I should use large puddles <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Instead of the swimming pools <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Idle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Rich <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many years ago I saw a movie About a confused middle aged man Trying to swim across Los Angeles Using the swimming pools of others The idea was quite original So I decided to remake the film This said I live in a very poor city Which is derelict and totally run down All the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31463"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31472,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31463\/revisions\/31472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}