I hate the greyness of the short January days <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Boxes become small cramped and dark <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you are the light the sunrise the sunset <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The rainbow and the snow blue days <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jonny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not Wot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is Wot Ms Beri Beri <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wot are you doing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Writing an aria Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ms <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Confused . com <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why are you named after a disease <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a form of address <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Confused . com x 2<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like Laura Ashley <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Laura Ashley <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Those lovely summer dresses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Worn by delicate women <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And not the Heifers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That you see all around the town <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think that I am a Heifer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How old are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you must know I am thirty two <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you a virgo intacta <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I was attacked in the park<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And God in his gave me a child <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you are a cow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jonny that is so rude <\/p>\n\n\n\n
See me after class<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There will be no tea for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not a female sheep <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And as you know Ms<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sheep do not care for stimulants <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyway we stray <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This class was designed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For all of you to write a prayer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Florrie let me hear your prayer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I want I want I want I want <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thank you Florrie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not think that you have grasped my request <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Freddie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I haven’t written nuffink <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wye <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a major river rising in Wales <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you not believe in God <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nope <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then where did you come from <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me Uncle Bert <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Uncle Bert <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where was your Daddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Probably shagging the bike <\/p>\n\n\n\n
At the Rose & Crown <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But your Mummy is very attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a railway tunnel yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me Dad thinks that she F&U<\/p>\n\n\n\n
F&U <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fat and Ugly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me Uncle Bert is going blind <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not sure why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So he does not care <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me mum told him that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She looked like Charlotte Chapel<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or someone in the church <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And instead of being a stain on the bog wall <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I came along <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a lovely story Freddie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it true <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dunno <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is there a God <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dunno <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mrs Smith has one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A God <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She calls it Rover <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No that is her car Freddie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cars don’t have tails Mary <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also cars do not bite <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rover ate my hamster last month <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you asleep <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I am writing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your silly fucking prayer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will you show the class <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a bit shy Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ms <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have got cellulite<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Boys do not get cellulite<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you know<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you been peeking again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No you always close your curtains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then how do you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
OF Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ms <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would never dream of using OF <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My body is private to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is my temple <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am chaste <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And so easily caught <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Keep your opinions to yourself Leo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ms <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here it is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here is what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your OF site <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bush and shaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is on my phone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly Boy I am going to confiscate your phone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here catch I have many more in my desk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two quid each <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Going back to more important things <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please show the class your prayer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a blank piece of paper <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I no <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I asked you to write a prayer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a blank piece of paper <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I no <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then Y <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I am a Marxist
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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