It is January 4th today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really I thought it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was Christmas Day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Easy mistake Mildred <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you still have a Nativity <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Next to cat litter tray <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a silly **** I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not to split hairs my love <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it not an archaeological survey\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly what a silly cunt I am I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a silly **** I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You were saying <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What was I saying <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That it was January the 5th today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you realise that Albert Camus died today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought he died years ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He did <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So why are you saying he died today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When in fact he died in 1960 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh the complexities of our language <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you were Icelandic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This duality would not exist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Duality <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not bother your pretty brain my dear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are we having for dinner <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A badger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are no badgers in Uxbridge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The cat sorry I meant the cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We had him for dinner yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All the trimmings <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Don’t you remember <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I remember it very well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I still have the scratches on my butt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That will teach you to chew your food properly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I sicked it up Mildred <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wondered why I found <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A drowned cat down the pan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It played havoc with flush <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Albert Camus have you heard of him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was a famous French philosopher <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was he French <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not sure I will need to check that one out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well he was a bright sort of guy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who wrote some famous books <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What like Janet and John<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No he was more like Henry Miller <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And his fuck mate Anais Nin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My friend is called Nin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is short for Nina you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is a world expert <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On apple turnovers you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The lead up to the car crash <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Has always governed my mathematics <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I found out about how Camus died <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that I fully understood<\/p>\n\n\n\n
His thoughts on absurdity <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you realise that he had already purchased <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His railway ticket in advance <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he intended to travel by train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But at the last minute <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He accepted the offer of a lift <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you have done <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would have travelled by train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I like coffee and rail travel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also I never ever change my plans <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When travelling <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you superstitious <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No it goes beyond that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Being superstitious is holding irrational beliefs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or engaging in practices based<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On luck magic or fear<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rather than reason or science<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you were at the railway station <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And you were offered a lift <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How would you refuse it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Without giving offence<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is easy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pray tell me William <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would thank them but note <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I live in a bungalow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is as easy as buying a coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the station buffet
Fin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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