Cynthia Bitch was an invisible girl
\nWho had an obsession with William Tell
\nTo force her man out of his ram-loss-rut
\nShe went to the barbers for a blonde buzz cut<\/p>\n
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Authors Notes on William Tell and Cynthia Bitch<\/p>\n
I was given this poem by a shop assistant in Zurich when purchasing a Swiss Navy Knife \u2013 its origins are obscure<\/i><\/p>\n
The legend of William Tell was first recorded in a late fifteenth century Swiss illustrated chronicle <\/i><\/p>\n
Although an expert with a crossbow there is no evidence that William Tell liked buzz cuts on girls called Cynthia Bitch although it was said that he was very fond of the moon<\/i><\/p>\n
It was noted that when he assassinated the bailiff Gessler that the moon was full but this has never been confirmed<\/i><\/p>\n
The assassination however paved the way for the Confederacy\u2019s rebellion against Austria<\/i><\/p>\n
Cynthia Bitch is the goddess of the moon \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/i><\/p>\n
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