For a period of six months <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We robbed tourists on the beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Saffy was holding a decommissioned rifle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That she found in a caravan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were partially naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And dressed in rags <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nobody was hurt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was not our aim <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were soon caught by the cops <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who surprised us <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whilst we were sunbathing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was handcuffed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But Saffy escaped<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And returned with the rifle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She forced the cops to undress <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And dance nude in front of us <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The female cop was more angry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And refused to dance <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So we handcuffed her to her male colleague <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And took a number of photographs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which we later sent to the Nice-Matin<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n That was the last that they saw of us <\/p>\n\n\n\n As we soon changed into our business suits <\/p>\n\n\n\n And returned for our mid afternoon meetings <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" For a period of six months We robbed tourists on the beach Saffy was holding a decommissioned rifle That she found in a caravan We were partially naked And dressed in rags Nobody was hurt That was not our aim We were soon caught by the cops Who surprised us Whilst we were sunbathing I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31535"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31535"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31558,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31535\/revisions\/31558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}