{"id":3155,"date":"2017-03-15T10:09:23","date_gmt":"2017-03-15T10:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=3155"},"modified":"2017-03-15T10:09:23","modified_gmt":"2017-03-15T10:09:23","slug":"confession-of-emmas-seventh-sister","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2017\/03\/15\/confession-of-emmas-seventh-sister\/","title":{"rendered":"Confession of Emma\u2019s Seventh Sister"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John Wilmot the Second Earl of Rochester once wrote a poem on my pretty backside<\/p>\n<p>I have never read his poem as I am forbidden mirrors<\/p>\n<p>But I am told that it reads as follows<\/p>\n<p><i>We have a pretty witty king<br \/>\nAnd whose word no man relies on<br \/>\nHe never said a foolish thing<br \/>\nAnd never did a wise one <\/i><\/p>\n<p>John liked his poem so much that he instructed that it be tattooed on my posterior for posterity<\/p>\n<p>He told me never to bare my bottom in front of the King which is becoming increasingly difficult as the King has asked me to become his mistress<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Wilmot the Second Earl of Rochester once wrote a poem on my pretty backside I have never read his poem as I am forbidden mirrors But I am told that it reads as follows We have a pretty witty king And whose word no man relies on He never said a foolish thing And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}