{"id":31564,"date":"2026-01-15T08:49:53","date_gmt":"2026-01-15T08:49:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=31564"},"modified":"2026-01-15T08:49:53","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T08:49:53","slug":"the-existential-angst-of-a-drawing-pin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/01\/15\/the-existential-angst-of-a-drawing-pin\/","title":{"rendered":"The Existential Angst of a Drawing Pin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I stood on a drawing pin this morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It drew blood and stained my carpet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Twp painful events in the space of an hour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I forgave the tiny creature <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because of the regret it displayed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stood on a drawing pin this morning It drew blood and stained my carpet Twp painful events in the space of an hour But I forgave the tiny creature Because of the regret it displayed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31564"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31565,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31564\/revisions\/31565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}