That is a hard question Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My name is Stephen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry Sir Stephen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not think that I will pass this exam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The rumour about ewe being a slug <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is just malicious gossip <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do leave a slime trail in my bed<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let us not go into that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think of Miss Patterson’s bottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miss Patterson <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He is the choir master <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It comes from Aberdeen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thank you Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I have more than enough detail <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is an amazing feeling and I always use mummy’s knickers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To clear up the mess along with my days of the week socks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you want to pass this exam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot say that I am really bothered <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your name is Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really bothered in your nick name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What does the average Member of Parliament look like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Member of Parliament Sir Stephen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you notice any special things <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That you wear a nightdress when playing rugby <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never played rugby in my life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I live in Rugby <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We all live in Rugby except my Aunt Minnie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your Aunt Minnie is dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No she is not <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I saw here fall under a combine harvester <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was shredded like Shredded Tweet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wheat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sweet Feet<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is this a poem Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dunno <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it a souvenir shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Rochester Castle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I live in Rochester Sir Stephen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No you don’t you live in Rugby like me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It says Rochester on the railway station sign <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is only because you crossed out Rugby <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With the the felt tip pen that I gave you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
After our first knight together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sir Basil has such a tight *** ho*e <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wondered why all the trains went to Flagstaff <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My name is Jennifer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is my name as well Sir Jennifer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What does the average Member of Parliament look like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well if they are a Tory then they are overweight and suffer from acute angina <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What does a Labour lady one look like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fat fucking ugly no fashion sense with an an enormous arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The type that walk across parks at night without fear<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes she is much more timid than other socialists <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I suffer from acute angina Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you should count yourself lucky <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sir Stephen Sir Jennifer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But if it does inhibit your urges <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then just grow a bush so the poor fucks<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who lady fuck ewe do not have to look at your acute angina <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Either that or do it in a darkened room <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you know all this Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ewe are mature beyond your tender years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am eye <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fancy a shag <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would do but I gave up smoking in the pram <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I meant to dance <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We can go yo a disco in Corbee and dance the knight away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do ewe mean Sill e Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well if you and I disco danced for the next seventeen years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then your wooden legs and wooden dick wood wear a way <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And would be just a pile of wood dust without the splinters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And ideal for Kitty Shit Shits letter tray <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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