Silly Boy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hear that you will not be able to play in goal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For the School XI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you injured <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My name is Silly Boy Miss Bournemouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is my name as well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because you are my older sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you remember our baths together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never bathed with ewe Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes you have we visited Abbe together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the Roman Baths <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How is Anne<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Abbe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who is Abbe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Big building near the river <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ewe can see the rugger from there<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why can you not play Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have broken my arm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did you do that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A crane fell on it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are telling me fibs Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If a crane had fallen on ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You would have been squashed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like jam at the Dead Mothers Summer Fete <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A crane did fall on me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did it happen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daddy shot it with his new machine gun <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why does our Daddy own a machine gun <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he is only a simple cheese maker <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My case rests on the railway platform <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am going on a long journey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where two pray tell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only to the other end of the platform <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I am shagging the signalman’s absent daughter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know the one with the grey side whiskers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did you want to see me Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is your team sheet for the game against Real Madrid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are we really playing Real Madrid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No The Olde Ryde <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then why have you written Real Madrid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I am dyslesic Miss Tierra del Fuego<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you seen the skool docter about this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No your honour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Y <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I am blind <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you play in goal Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well you stand in front of the goal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And dive into the fields of daises <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also you have your mummies pet raccoon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Playing up front <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is very good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Raccoons do not play as centre forwards <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Inter School football matches <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Robbie can take penalties also <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Secondly you have The Earl of Rochester <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Playing in goal as your replacement <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is there a problem <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes The Earl of Rochester died of the clap in 1680 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh Dear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wondered why he did not turn up for training <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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