I have purchased a framed photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For either the yacht <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or for the exposed area <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Near the front door <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is signed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who the fuck is it Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guess <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Selphine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have bought you a nice big steak <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sheep do not like steaks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they do not believe in vampires <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only vampires believe in vampires <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As sheep only believe in sheep <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thank you Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some of us have manners Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am feeling emotional today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The January Blues <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I miss the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sea is a little choppy as you have seen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vince chatted to me yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our yacht is okay fingers crossed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or you could call Christopher Histopher <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am ignoring you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie does have a point who is the chap in the photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Robert Moses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was he any relation <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To who <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The chap who parted the Red Sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was a very influential urban planner<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never heard of him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are such a pleb <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The history of New York would have been so different <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Without Robert Moses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The grand scale of his projects and his philosophy of urban development<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Influenced engineers architects and urban planners all across the USA<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shall we get a cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes and call it Robert Moses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you taking your pills Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What pills <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My Silly Boy pills <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are they working <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No they just lay still in a shaded bottle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are your thoughts Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sheep do not like steaks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they do not believe in vampires <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only vampires believe in vampires <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As sheep only believe in sheep <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ladies I cannot tell ewe how much I am looking forward <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To the end of January <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is something in the air <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I<\/em>n Richmond today <\/p>\n\n\n\n Shall we go down to the pub <\/p>\n\n\n\n Its flooded again <\/p>\n\n\n\n I do wish we had another local <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I have purchased a framed photograph For either the yacht Or for the exposed area Near the front door It is signed Who the fuck is it Joe Guess Joe Selphine I have bought you a nice big steak Sheep do not like steaks As they do not believe in vampires Only vampires believe in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31691"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31698,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31691\/revisions\/31698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}