{"id":31691,"date":"2026-01-23T14:58:09","date_gmt":"2026-01-23T14:58:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=31691"},"modified":"2026-01-23T17:20:50","modified_gmt":"2026-01-23T17:20:50","slug":"only-vampires-believe-in-vampires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/01\/23\/only-vampires-believe-in-vampires\/","title":{"rendered":"Only Vampires believe in Vampires"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I have purchased a framed photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For either the yacht <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or for the exposed area <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Near the front door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It is signed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Who the fuck is it Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Guess <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Selphine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have bought you a nice big steak <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sheep do not like steaks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As they do not believe in vampires <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Only vampires believe in vampires <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As sheep only believe in sheep <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thank you Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some of us have manners Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am feeling emotional today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The January Blues <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I miss the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The sea is a little choppy as you have seen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vince chatted to me yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our yacht is okay fingers crossed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or you could call Christopher Histopher <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am ignoring you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Josie does have a point who is the chap in the photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Robert Moses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Was he any relation <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To who <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The chap who parted the Red Sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He was a very influential urban planner<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have never heard of him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You are such a pleb <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The history of New York would have been so different <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Without Robert Moses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The grand scale of his projects and his philosophy of urban development<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Influenced engineers architects and urban planners all across the USA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shall we get a cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes and call it Robert Moses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Are you taking your pills Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What pills <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My Silly Boy pills <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Are they working <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No they just lay still in a shaded bottle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What are your thoughts Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sheep do not like steaks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As they do not believe in vampires <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Only vampires believe in vampires <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As sheep only believe in sheep <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ladies I cannot tell ewe how much I am looking forward <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To the end of January <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There is something in the air <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>I<\/em>n Richmond today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shall we go down to the pub <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Its flooded again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I do wish we had another local <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have purchased a framed photograph For either the yacht Or for the exposed area Near the front door It is signed Who the fuck is it Joe Guess Joe Selphine I have bought you a nice big steak Sheep do not like steaks As they do not believe in vampires Only vampires believe in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31691"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31691"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31698,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31691\/revisions\/31698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}