Who is Colin Dale <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How should I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have noticed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That ewe have been signing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your books using that name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is this another of your silly games <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes and no <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whenever I sign a book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I always ask permission <\/p>\n\n\n\n
After explaining my reasons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bully 4 ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you going to continue this humour<\/p>\n\n\n\n
For the time being <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you anything coming out Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only the Spectator essay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which I am presenting to the T.E.Lawrence Society <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a rehash of my college stuff <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which I wrote for the magazine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have agreed to sign copies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For a small donation to charity <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which I will match <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are so good Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Perhaps you should die now and go to heaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is an idea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let me get this right you are going to sign your booklets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Using the name Colin Dale <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whatever for <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie we are identical twins <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are twelve minutes older than me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When we were born we made the local rag <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did we <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you not remember why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy has told you the story many times <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That she and daddy were at some religious jolly in Hendon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When she went into labour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was a difficult birth and pretty dramatic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ambulances and sirens and everything else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What has that to so with your silly name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where was this hospital <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Hendon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wrong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How should I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was situated in Colindale <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy said it was Burnt Oak <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So there clever clogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Splitting hairs Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hence the name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Colin Dale <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it worth the wait <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is something I hate about you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That being <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are so fucking arrogant <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I could say things about ewe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie before ewe say sorry and make a cup of tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is another connection <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And if you can tell me what it is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I will take you both out for a meal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not playing your silly games <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please yourself Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you will miss out on a nice meal<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you a copy of your silly essay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you want me to sign it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not push your luck Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not push your luck <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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