{"id":31806,"date":"2026-01-28T05:21:25","date_gmt":"2026-01-28T05:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=31806"},"modified":"2026-01-28T05:26:09","modified_gmt":"2026-01-28T05:26:09","slug":"i-am-a-camera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/01\/28\/i-am-a-camera\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am a Camera"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>There is a framed photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the wall in my seaside cottage <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Which is a conversation piece <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In short it is a study of my wife&#8217;s bottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or rather the top of her bottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With a retro German camera <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Placed next to her in the bench <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am often asked about the meaning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of my rather surreal photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Which I refuse to answer <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a framed photograph On the wall in my seaside cottage Which is a conversation piece In short it is a study of my wife&#8217;s bottom Or rather the top of her bottom With a retro German camera Placed next to her in the bench I am often asked about the meaning Of my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31806"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31806"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31809,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31806\/revisions\/31809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}