Sweet Spot<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A guy walks into a sweet shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He recognises the girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Behind the counter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As an ex girlfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He asks her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If her sweet spot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was still in the same place\u00a0
I do not think that joke is funny\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In some ways it is offensive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You assume that it was a joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does it say joke on the box <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If not shut the fuck up
Old John Blake<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Built and cared for an avenue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of pink mauve and cerise trees<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This avenue could be found <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Near a deep and murky river
Lady Nell<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tis my memory Lady Nell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That you told me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your Lady Garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was quite blonde <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Without any blemish <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I know that to be untrue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As your matted undergrowth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is as black as the night
My New Flat Mate<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are sitting naked in my Bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which does not bother me at all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But the city might take a different view <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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