{"id":31944,"date":"2026-02-02T12:23:13","date_gmt":"2026-02-02T12:23:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=31944"},"modified":"2026-02-02T14:10:59","modified_gmt":"2026-02-02T14:10:59","slug":"in-the-record-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/02\/02\/in-the-record-store\/","title":{"rendered":"In the Record Store"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I met my future wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a downtown record store <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was listening <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To The Rolling Stones  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When a lowlife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Asked her if she <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was wearing panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Under her cotton dress <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not take kindly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To this question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And punched the pervert <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hard in the face <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For which I was arrested <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My future wife was waiting <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For me across the street <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I was released <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She bought me a soda <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the day was hot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And has never left my side <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I met my future wife In a downtown record store She was listening To The Rolling Stones When a lowlife Asked her if she Was wearing panties Under her cotton dress I did not take kindly To this question And punched the pervert Hard in the face For which I was arrested My future wife [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31944"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31948,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31944\/revisions\/31948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}