I met my future wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a downtown record store <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was listening <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To The Rolling Stones <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When a lowlife <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Asked her if she <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was wearing panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Under her cotton dress <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not take kindly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To this question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And punched the pervert <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hard in the face <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For which I was arrested <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My future wife was waiting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For me across the street <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I was released <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She bought me a soda <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the day was hot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And has never left my side <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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