{"id":3202,"date":"2017-03-31T12:09:40","date_gmt":"2017-03-31T12:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=3202"},"modified":"2017-03-31T12:10:04","modified_gmt":"2017-03-31T12:10:04","slug":"donald-duck-ate-my-porridge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2017\/03\/31\/donald-duck-ate-my-porridge\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald Duck ate my Porridge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>JDS <\/b><\/p>\n<p>You appeared to be hiding from the world<\/p>\n<p>Or was the world hiding from you\u00a0 \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Royalty <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Have you noticed when reading history books about royalty<\/p>\n<p>That they often marry before going to war\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Curtains <\/b><\/p>\n<p>One only finds darkness behind curtains during the night<\/p>\n<p>This is one of God\u2019s funniest jokes\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Donald Duck ate my Porridge <\/b><\/p>\n<p>I was rather pissed with him<\/p>\n<p>But my dog Kay Kay was more upset\u00a0 \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JDS You appeared to be hiding from the world Or was the world hiding from you\u00a0 \ud83d\ude41 &nbsp; Royalty Have you noticed when reading history books about royalty That they often marry before going to war\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42 &nbsp; Curtains One only finds darkness behind curtains during the night This is one of God\u2019s funniest jokes\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3202"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}