{"id":32208,"date":"2026-02-17T11:37:35","date_gmt":"2026-02-17T11:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=32208"},"modified":"2026-02-17T11:54:50","modified_gmt":"2026-02-17T11:54:50","slug":"what-do-james-bond-a-horse-and-juliet-have-in-common","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/02\/17\/what-do-james-bond-a-horse-and-juliet-have-in-common\/","title":{"rendered":"What do James Bond a Horse and Juliet have in Common"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How the fuck should I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who do think I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just breathe slowly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My horse was shot&nbsp;yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it is in a stable condition<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>007<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I once asked a man for his bus ticket&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As it was numbered 007&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He refused my request&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As he was travelling&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Past my bus stop<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That evening I climbed over his fence&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And poisoned his Koi Carp&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Juliet<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After going out with Juliet&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For just over three weeks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I asked if I might film her tits&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She took me into her garden&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And showed me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her bird feeding station&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Complete with a camera&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To be honest&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I felt a bit of a cunt&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And had to be satisfied&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With my advantage\u00a0  <br><br><br><br>Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How the fuck should I know Who do think I am Just breathe slowly My horse was shot&nbsp;yesterday But it is in a stable condition 007 I once asked a man for his bus ticket&nbsp; As it was numbered 007&nbsp; He refused my request&nbsp; As he was travelling&nbsp; Past my bus stop That evening I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32208"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32213,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32208\/revisions\/32213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}