How the fuck should I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who do think I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just breathe slowly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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My horse was shot yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it is in a stable condition<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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007<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n I once asked a man for his bus ticket <\/p>\n\n\n\n As it was numbered 007 <\/p>\n\n\n\n He refused my request <\/p>\n\n\n\n As he was travelling <\/p>\n\n\n\n Past my bus stop<\/p>\n\n\n\n That evening I climbed over his fence <\/p>\n\n\n\n And poisoned his Koi Carp <\/p>\n\n\n\n Juliet<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n After going out with Juliet <\/p>\n\n\n\n For just over three weeks <\/p>\n\n\n\n I asked if I might film her tits <\/p>\n\n\n\n She took me into her garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n And showed me<\/p>\n\n\n\n Her bird feeding station <\/p>\n\n\n\n Complete with a camera <\/p>\n\n\n\n To be honest <\/p>\n\n\n\n I felt a bit of a cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n And had to be satisfied <\/p>\n\n\n\n With my advantage\u00a0 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" How the fuck should I know Who do think I am Just breathe slowly My horse was shot yesterday But it is in a stable condition 007 I once asked a man for his bus ticket As it was numbered 007 He refused my request As he was travelling Past my bus stop That evening I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32208"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32208"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32213,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32208\/revisions\/32213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n