Just over twenty years ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Something terrible happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In front of my little shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Canadian tourist was abducted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
By a swarm of locusts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Never before witnessed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In this town or county <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To this day nobody knows <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why this poor man was chosen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is no known record of his name<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or why he was visiting our town <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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