Happy Birthday Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not my birthday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have already had a birthday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This time last year <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was your previous birthday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes you have more than one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Amazing I did not know that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then now ewe know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Know what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That on the 27th February each year<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ewe celebrate your birthday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happens if I jump under a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you will not have any further birthdays <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poison myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The same<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jump into a volcano <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are no volcanoes in Surrey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really I thought that they were just shy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As it is your birthday what would you like to eat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An albatross with all the trimmings <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry albatross is off the menu <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sea slug and chips<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Same again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sea slug and chips<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Same again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sea slug and chips<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is a fish and chip shop Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not so sure mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When we were outside I am convinced <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That this building was constructed using bricks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here is the men you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is Mummy and Daddies treat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like treats <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes they are very special <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tasty little nuts coated in chocolate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What will ewe have Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fish and Chips please Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What type of fish <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A dead one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are all dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How horrible <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who killed them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it the pirates <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No the fishermen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Right I am going to have a word <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How dare ewe kill my fish <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will say <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is not cricket <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Auntie once took me to <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Cricket & Chips shop in Beer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mind ewe I do not drink <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Devil’s Brew it is the Devil’s Brew<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am glad to hear that Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I never said that Daddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is all very interesting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How was your fish <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was very ill mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it tender <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How should eye know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it had kind eyes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I must say it looked nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly but I never got to know it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you happy Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was the favourite of Snow White<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Therefore I am not happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As Snow White hates me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She thinks that I am a t****r<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am sure she never said that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Snow White is a lovely girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is a girl mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
See the waitress over there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is a girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No she is not <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is a Hazel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What makes you say that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My larynx Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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