{"id":32494,"date":"2026-03-01T17:19:26","date_gmt":"2026-03-01T17:19:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=32494"},"modified":"2026-03-01T17:21:44","modified_gmt":"2026-03-01T17:21:44","slug":"the-mouse-has-eaten-the-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/01\/the-mouse-has-eaten-the-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mouse Has Eaten The Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Look at you skinny boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have lost so much weight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can take a break <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is no need for obsession <br><br><br> When I saw the nurse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For my peach pill review <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She said I was a fat cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And that I needed to lose weight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was unfair of her<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I just want to be a cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Being a fat cunt does not appeal<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To me in the slightest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at you skinny boy You have lost so much weight You can take a break There is no need for obsession When I saw the nurse For my peach pill review She said I was a fat cunt And that I needed to lose weight That was unfair of her As I just want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32494"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32497,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32494\/revisions\/32497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}