Piers<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have asked your sister to leave our home <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because she has brought shame on the Roberts family <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she shagging Damien again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did you know that Piers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because she lets me watch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
WHAT <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only joking mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I just edit her OF site <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do believe that I am going to faint <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not you who should be sorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a good boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy is so proud of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unlike your tart of a sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am happy that you are proud of me mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you know what today is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tuesday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wednesday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are getting warmer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thursday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Today is World Book Day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are allowed to dress up as your favourite character <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And better still you can attend school as that character <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you going to wear Piers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is on my bed next to my bears mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
PIERS ! WHAT IS THIS <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is Grandpa’s war uniform <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He lets me wear it sometimes to birthday parties <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never seen you wearing it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because you are too pissed mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did you say Piers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because I get changed elsewhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you know what this uniform is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is the uniform of the Waffen-SS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandpa fought with the good soldiers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that what he told you mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about his accent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are from Newcastle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That accounts for his accent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandpa’s accent is German mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why would he lie to me his only daughter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am going to have words with him<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about his heart mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of fuck his heart Piers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please call me Silly Boy mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Piers please show mummy what book you have chosen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For World Book Day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here it is mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not read German <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neither do I <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But Grandpa says that it roughly translates as<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My Struggle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy mummy shall I get you a glass of water
Silly Boy aged 29 3\/4<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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