We are due to land at eight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
At present we are over France <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It has been an uneventful flight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As uneventful flights go <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am scared of flying <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well not really flying <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But hitting the ground <\/p>\n\n\n\n
At a great speed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
During an electrical storm<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lately the airlines <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have introduced<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Meet the Captain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And Fly the Plane<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Initiative<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Along with the complementary <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Drinks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have not <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taken up this offer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not because of my<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fear of Flying <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But because the uniform <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does not come <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In my size
This poem was written by me and the dutch girl in the middle seat and the german guy by the window <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is five 528 on the 100326 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We will land in five minutes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Landed safely 0800<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a happy boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
0801 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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