{"id":32695,"date":"2026-03-10T07:51:01","date_gmt":"2026-03-10T07:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=32695"},"modified":"2026-03-10T08:01:50","modified_gmt":"2026-03-10T08:01:50","slug":"dreams-of-flying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/10\/dreams-of-flying\/","title":{"rendered":"Dreams of Flying"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are due to land at eight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At present we are over France <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It has been an uneventful flight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As uneventful flights go <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am scared of flying <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well not really flying <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But hitting the ground <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At a great speed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During an electrical storm<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lately the airlines <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have introduced<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Meet the Captain <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And Fly the Plane<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Initiative<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Along with the complementary <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Drinks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have not <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Taken up this offer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not because of my<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fear of Flying <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But because the uniform <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does not come <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In my size    <br><br><br><br>This poem was written by me and the dutch girl in the middle seat and the german guy by the window <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is five 528 on the 100326 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We will land in five minutes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Landed safely 0800<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a happy boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">0801 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are due to land at eight At present we are over France It has been an uneventful flight As uneventful flights go I am scared of flying Well not really flying But hitting the ground At a great speed During an electrical storm Lately the airlines Have introduced A Meet the Captain And Fly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32695"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32703,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32695\/revisions\/32703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}