Johnny do you think that your sister is attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Geeraldine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You only have one sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes she is very attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you ever think about fucking her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really it would be like fucking my mother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She has a great body <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know but that is all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think that I am attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really as you are pear shaped <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have beautiful almond eyes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And have a fat arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why I do not swim with you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You look fat in your costume <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can be such a cunt Johnny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I offered myself to you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have great tits you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are already sagging Hillary <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But if you are dripping wet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wait till we get to Carlisle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I will give you a stand up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the unisex bogs along with the other perverts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why Carlisle as this train is bound for Chessington <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you will have to close your legs and cunt to ten <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As there are no unisex bogs on the station <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Come to think about it there are no bogs at all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you introduce me to your lovely sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be my guest any friend of mine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is a friend of Geeraldine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she shaven Johnny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How should I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You must have seen her naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She used to have a tidy bush <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But now she is shaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think she picked up crabs from Martin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He fucks anything that moves <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Except me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Count yourself lucky <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He has more diseases that the average faggot<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And remember he works in a mortuary <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did she tell you about the pubic lice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think that I kept them like an ant farm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you must know the truth I found her special shampoo<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And soon after she had pollarded her cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she clean now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Give her a call <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Say that I will not fuck you as you are fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you would like to fuck her because she is petite <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My phone is dead the batteries ran out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be my guest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who is the nude in the photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Geeraldine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought you did not fancy her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not fancy you Hillary <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I fancy the arse off of my sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you have not fucked her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Reasons stated <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you had any contact <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We sometimes watch porn <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And masturbate together on her bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would she watch porn with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just ask her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she into girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would imagine so <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you ask her for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck off do it yourself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will cook you a meal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My best English <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tempted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A drink of your choice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When do you want me to ask her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When we get back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
May I have a copy of the photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cook me two meals Hillary <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will get as fat as a nigger Johnny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a risk I am willing to take
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