{"id":32836,"date":"2026-03-16T22:00:36","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T22:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=32836"},"modified":"2026-03-16T22:00:36","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T22:00:36","slug":"all-trains-run-silently-in-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/16\/all-trains-run-silently-in-la\/","title":{"rendered":"All Trains Run Silently in LA"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I saw God on my train this morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He was reading a redundant newspaper <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wanted to tell all my fellow passengers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But was unable to share my exciting news <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> As between six and nine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> All trains run silently in LA  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw God on my train this morning He was reading a redundant newspaper I wanted to tell all my fellow passengers But was unable to share my exciting news As between six and nine All trains run silently in LA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32836"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32836"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32837,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32836\/revisions\/32837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}