I must say Gracie that you are the most beautiful girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I have ever seen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am on the rag Graham <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that why you are wearing black <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes that is so sweet of you to notice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever shit your pants <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Normally when I have eaten wog food by mistake <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you mean that the Alsatian was not completely dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spot on Gracie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No it is real Graham <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I get hundreds when I am on especially between my legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does it smell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is for you to find out when we get married <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I thought you would be my friend with benefits <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am your friend and yes I am on benefits <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like all the other lazy cunts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gracie back to the Alsatian dogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that why the take away’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have so many guard dogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well they were not fucking them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maybe they were and then <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taking them out for walkies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that why you see dogs dragging <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Their bums on rough surfaces <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because they have crabs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have seen this happening in large cities <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Far from the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you mean Birmingham <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is far from the sea<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are these poor creatures infected<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Normally in Iceland I believe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enough I am more of a cat person myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you a dyke Gracie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like dykes and all types of irrigation systems <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you made any porn <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Girl to girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No war to war <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Political Gracie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have I offended you Graham <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
War is Kind <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It cleans out cluttered rooms<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have a treat for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have a nut allergy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shit happens<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wish that was all that happened<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you allergic to anything else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Blacks Faggots Chicks with Dicks Fat Ugly Women Coloured Pencils<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The usual suspects <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Strangely I am not allergic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To anything else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you hate everything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not in the least <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have a goldfish named everything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I love my goldfish dearly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even though it is dead in the freezer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did it jump out of its bowl into the frozen wastes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I put it there after my cat drowned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Suicide <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No Snowy was white <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you are going to give me your rag Gracie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Later you naughty boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I say turn around <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Turn around <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that beautiful waitress giving me an upskirt again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You noticed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is always the quiet ones <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you a quiet one Gracie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not in the least <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It depends on which hole you are using <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Turn around <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The waitress has fucked off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is having a dump <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here are her soiled panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An elephantine dump I would imagine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Judging on the shit they serve here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There it is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wow thank you Gracie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An express train with a suicide trapped under the wheels <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Suicide <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not just any suicide <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But one of an immigrant who was unable to adapt to the way of life in this our green and pleasant land <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All my fantasies have come true <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apart from you face sitting me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am looking forward to visiting the Red Sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It decided to jump under the Western Express <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes Yes Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wow Oh Wow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think I have soiled my thong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You wear a thong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No grubby Y Fronts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But a lacy thong sounds better<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It brings in more punters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you a sex worker Graham <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I just lay on my back and look moody <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where have you been all my life Clive<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Graham <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clive is my brother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In prison <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I killed a filthy homosexual <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was a beastly thing to do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The second judge said that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happened to the first judge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It It It It It <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you attacked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I just do not like them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rather like bus conductors <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever murdered any bus conductors <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes on routes 6 28 & 496 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was looking to kill the bus conductor on route 69 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it went driver only last year <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Except on Sundays and Bank Holidays <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bad luck <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever been in prison Gracie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I sliced the dick off of a middle aged pervert on an inward bound trip <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Wales<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No out in the countryside <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I then served it to my fellow hikers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Over the campfire later in the evening <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How long did you get<\/p>\n\n\n\n
About three inches as he was diseased <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I meant in prison <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Life behind bars <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about your drink problem Gracie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why was the sentence so savage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sentence is not a savage word Graham <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is really a rather boring word like shopfront <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I served his cock without gravy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gracie how wicked<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a bitch you are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I pissed in the HP Sauce <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gracie I think I love you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you love me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I do not fancy orientals <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you love your little Graham <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I think you are a thick cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not thick Gracie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you are just a cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is good enough for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is going to be the start of a beautiful fuck ship <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Drink <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is your water still strong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pure acid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot wait
Silly Boy is Dead Again (2020)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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