You are late Joe where have you been <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Visiting my publisher <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is everything okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He is getting some pressure about my book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What kind of pressure <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some people have objected to my poems <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So what is new <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our local MP thinks that they are racist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then he or she is a cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are the least racist person I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which poem caused the trouble <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Primates <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought it might <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do they want of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The removal of the poem <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you going to do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was thinking of thrashing the politician <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With a combine harvester <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I would rather punch him on the nose <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I told Phillip that if Primates goes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I will remove all the others <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He knows I am serious <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you will release your book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck that Labour nonce <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This MP is walking a thin line <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not go to prison again Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is no danger of that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have spoken to Johnny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Johnny the muckraker <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The very same <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The guy is a faggot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He will have a past <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mark my word
Josie I visited the library on the way home <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As Marie said that one of your blankets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was causing a fuss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bitches on Heat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It seems that Richmond is not ready for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a pair we are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You and your girlfriends <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not all my girlfriends <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have missed a few <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All the bitches you have fucked over the years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a celebration of your bitch life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is nothing wrong with that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Women fuck each other <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a fact of life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is nothing corrupt in that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The library should be proud to hang your blanket<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are happy with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They have also asked for the loan of my notebooks<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you agreed to their request <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you mention me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Frequently <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That will fuck some people off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I have not been the flavour of the month <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For quite a while <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We should be called <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Honest Twins <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So what does Sephine think of this all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She thinks it is all a big hoot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sephine is also doing something confessional <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But is keeping it secret at present <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think it will be her Porn Me photographs and films <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She will complete <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Infernal Trio <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do hope that our new archbishop will approve <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is his name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you saying that the new archbishop is a woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Afraid so <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she a bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She looks looks like one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I not sure <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Watch this space sis <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Watch this space
Joe & Josie 2026 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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