{"id":32967,"date":"2026-03-24T09:08:04","date_gmt":"2026-03-24T09:08:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=32967"},"modified":"2026-03-24T09:25:47","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T09:25:47","slug":"anesse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/24\/anesse\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c2nesse"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre id=\"tw-target-text-feminine\" class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">This should be a sad tale \n\nBut my account is far from that \n\nWhen I was a child I lived in France \n\nWith my two cousins Guy and Anne \n\nWe all lived on a farm near Tours \n\nAnne was nicknamed \u00c2nesse\n\nDue to her equine features\n\nAnd general clumsiness \n\nShe was the sweeter of my two cousins \n\nBut was killed in a car accident \n\nThis shattered my adopted family \n\nI was soon returned to England \n\nTo live with my father and stepmother \n\nThese were my miserable years \n\nWhich seemed to be never ending \n\nMy French family had fractured \n\nVery much like my own divided family\n\nI was often in trouble with the cops \n\nThat was until I received a letter from Guy \n\nWho was by then working on another farm \n\nHe asked me to visit him as soon as I could \n\nAs he wanted to share something truly extraordinary \n\nFor on this farm which housed neglected donkeys \n\nThere was a donkey who was very very special \n\nDue to its almost comical clumsiness \n\nI will not continue as I think you have guessed \n\nThe path of my unusual and quite fantastic story \n\nIf you have not please return to my opening \n\n\nTill Then \n\n\nBilly B  \n \n\n\n\n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This should be a sad tale But my account is far from that When I was a child I lived in France With my two cousins Guy and Anne We all lived on a farm near Tours Anne was nicknamed \u00c2nesse Due to her equine features And general clumsiness She was the sweeter of my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32967"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32974,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32967\/revisions\/32974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}