You will be fully investigated<\/p>\n\n\n\n
From the minute you leave office <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prime Minister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is if you have not been strung up beforehand <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lelia was sitting in front of the television <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was smiling broadly as she often did <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shall I buy the rope or will you do so <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We already have some under the stairs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As normal my flat mate and comrade <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was wearing her Che Guevara tee shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which I had given her many years previously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was a broken man during those last hours <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was hunched and his eyes were full of fear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not the Che Guevara you wear proudly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I tell you what Comrade <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will give you my Beatles tee shirt in exchange <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In exchange for what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your Che Guevara tee shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like my tee shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like the revolutionary it has seen better days <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What does your Beatles tee shirt look like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Beatles tee shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With Strawberry Fields Forever printed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the front and back of the garment <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How many strawberries are featured <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here look for yourself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do like the tee shirt Tussy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
May I have it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be my guest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But do show some modesty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As we are next to a busy bus stop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The eighty-six is running late<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The people waiting will see you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They will think that I am a boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You may be very flat Lelia <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you are delicate of features <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which will betray you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here what do you think <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You look great <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I love it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here is my Che tee shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do what you want with it Tuss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am going to put it in the incinerator\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Go ahead as I have grown tired of it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tuss look at this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are leading the Prime Minister out in handcuffs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think he has been arrested <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you sure he is not into bondage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not a nice thought Tussy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There he goes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good riddance I say <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are our weapons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not sure <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Under the kitchen sink I think <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We will have to be quick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The revolution is about to begin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bus is running late <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It may even be cancelled <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you fancy staying in <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a shitty day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will make breakfast <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Leave the telly on Tuss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is going to be live coverage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Live coverage of what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The lynching <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Traitors are always lynched
Praise Marx and Pass the Honey (p 28) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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