The weather forecast for today is good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hopefully at about twenty-five degrees <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before I retired I programmed my Valerie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To serve me breakfast in the nude <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But she has malfunctioned again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And is wearing my college sweat shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I rang the manufacturer to explain the fault <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And was told that the Valerie model <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Has a known problem at fourteen degrees <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that a Pauline will ring me at about ten <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To arrange her temporary residence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whilst my Valerie is repaired
Erotic Poems of Summer (2026)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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