{"id":33391,"date":"2026-04-08T09:02:33","date_gmt":"2026-04-08T08:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=33391"},"modified":"2026-04-08T09:20:19","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T08:20:19","slug":"mother-fucker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/08\/mother-fucker\/","title":{"rendered":"Mother Fucker"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I should have known better <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I became a gardener <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the convent on the hill<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I dreamt of naked nuns <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Swimming in the soft lakes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whilst I hung their bad habits <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the olive trees nearby <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I was disappointed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As the head nun was German <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And her name did not translate well<br><br><br><br>From The Diary of a Layabout by Tomas Grimm (1956)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should have known better When I became a gardener At the convent on the hill I dreamt of naked nuns Swimming in the soft lakes Whilst I hung their bad habits On the olive trees nearby But I was disappointed As the head nun was German And her name did not translate well From [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33391"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33397,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33391\/revisions\/33397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}