{"id":33535,"date":"2026-04-15T23:39:27","date_gmt":"2026-04-15T22:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=33535"},"modified":"2026-04-15T23:55:53","modified_gmt":"2026-04-15T22:55:53","slug":"continental-fraud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/15\/continental-fraud\/","title":{"rendered":"Continental Fraud"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My pen friend was fatter<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> Than I had imagined her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This said she was very attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I rang my mother and told her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That I had arrived without harm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Even though the flight had been tedious <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My painting was in a position of honour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the wall facing the wide windows<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had painted a nude study of Christina <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Using only blue grey and white<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In short this was the reason I was here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As I was running away from my own reality <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But there she was on the wall of Ines apartment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Staring critically over me as she usually did <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ines had contacted me after buying my painting <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She asked if she might be my pen friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I agreed as we were continents and time zones apart <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A week or so later she sent me a photograph of her painting <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In certain ways it hinted at my rough brush style <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Losing One&#8217;s Innocence in Buenos Aires<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a catchy title I have to admit that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But even by using my blues and greys it went nowhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The following day we sketched in some of the public parks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ines was far better with a pencil than a brush <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As it slowed her eye and gave her time to think <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Buenos Aires was a great distance from Tierra del Fuego <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>About nineteen hundred miles to the north <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My friend had been born in Ushuaia where her family still lived <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And we were travelling there on the following Saturday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I has come for a rest but was travelling in the fast lane again<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My pen friend was fatter Than I had imagined her This said she was very attractive I rang my mother and told her That I had arrived without harm Even though the flight had been tedious My painting was in a position of honour On the wall facing the wide windows I had painted a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33535"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33535"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33538,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33535\/revisions\/33538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}