{"id":33546,"date":"2026-04-16T10:00:27","date_gmt":"2026-04-16T09:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=33546"},"modified":"2026-04-16T10:25:19","modified_gmt":"2026-04-16T09:25:19","slug":"silly-boy-naturist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/16\/silly-boy-naturist\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Boy (Naturist)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the eve of my sixteenth birthday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Mummy booked a family naturist holiday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At a resort in South Western France <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For Silly Silly Sister Daddy and myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We caught a bus from the high street in Arundel<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Changed one hundred and forty seven times <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before arriving at the resort of naturist Cap D&#8217;Agde <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I liked it greatly as I saw lots of ladies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With nothing on showing their very naughty bits <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was then I realised how beautiful Silly Sister was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was on top and I had the bottom bunk <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I had a fear of heights and wanked a lot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Other girls started looking at me with unclean smiles<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This made me very stiff so I spent a great deal of time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With my willy in the icebox of the mini bar <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I then noticed that Silly Sister had changed a great deal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she had dyed her pubic hair deep purple <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And had golden nipple rings and tattoos <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Just like Silly Mummy and Mrs Silly Social Worker <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My sister and eye soon had long discussions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About life death and dodgy french movies<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In both the sauna and the open air swingers club <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Sister even suggested that we share my bunk <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she was scared of the many lizards outside <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What happy hours were these beneath the sheets <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst Mummy and Daddy went to the golden shower orgies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With our best friend Madam Silly Holiday Rep and Pierre <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Madam Silly Holiday Rep had the hairiest bush that I had ever seen  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was said that passing ships and Amazon tribes had just vanished <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Into her Cap D&#8217;Agde triangle without any warning or fuss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Madam Silly Holiday Rep also had a passing resemblance <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To the great novelist Charles Dick-Ins who I greatly admired <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was a small library under the empty swimming pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which was very cool on hot and horny days <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was there that I found two copies<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Of the big mans greatest books <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hard Times and a Tale of Two Titties <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was fulfilled and happy for the last time in my life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As we were leaving my beloved France once again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a far far better thing that I do than I have ever done<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a far far better rest that I go to than I have ever known<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I said to myself as I pulled Silly Sisters soiled panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Over my skinny yet golden thighs at the first rest stop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lust south of the town of Silly Mont\u00e9limar    <br><br><br><br> Silly Boy (2026)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the eve of my sixteenth birthday Silly Mummy booked a family naturist holiday At a resort in South Western France For Silly Silly Sister Daddy and myself We caught a bus from the high street in Arundel Changed one hundred and forty seven times Before arriving at the resort 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