{"id":33600,"date":"2026-04-17T22:22:23","date_gmt":"2026-04-17T21:22:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=33600"},"modified":"2026-04-18T05:54:09","modified_gmt":"2026-04-18T04:54:09","slug":"mems-catastrophe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/17\/mems-catastrophe\/","title":{"rendered":"Mem&#8217;s Catastrophe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was sitting on the beach with my wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I noticed a low life taking photos <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of Mem as she came out of the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This offended me so I killed him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With my spear gun as in the movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had pinned him to a nearby palm tree <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But nobody passing noticed or really cared <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When the beach had fully cleared <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We placed the body into a wooden boat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And rowed out far into deeper waters <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was there that we lost our cargo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mem suggested that we return to our room <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the excitement of the day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Had made her feel very dizzy <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting on the beach with my wife When I noticed a low life taking photos Of Mem as she came out of the sea This offended me so I killed him With my spear gun as in the movies I had pinned him to a nearby palm tree But nobody passing noticed or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33600"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33609,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33600\/revisions\/33609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}