I was sitting on the beach with my wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I noticed a low life taking photos <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of Mem as she came out of the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This offended me so I killed him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With my spear gun as in the movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had pinned him to a nearby palm tree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But nobody passing noticed or really cared <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When the beach had fully cleared <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We placed the body into a wooden boat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And rowed out far into deeper waters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was there that we lost our cargo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mem suggested that we return to our room <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the excitement of the day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had made her very dizzy <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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